Sunday, July 8, 2012
Thursday, July 5, 2012
The lighter side of vajayjay in the military
For all my female vets, and chick-a-roos still serving:
I've been thinking about those stereotypes that we all seem to fall into. People all think that we either want to be a dude, or we feel like victims all the time, not to mention how civvie spouses see us!
Please feel free to add your own anecdotes, quotes or quips to the list!!
"So you didn't sleep with every guy that crossed your path?" Well let's see between the married guy, the married guy, the old married guy, the creepy rapist looking guy, the guys who probably still live at moms house on the weekend, they guy with the girlfriend, the officer who is illegal to fuck and oh yah that other married guy, my possibilities are endless! Oh yah did I mention that these guys are my brothers?
"So do you just not like being a girl or something?" Shit, you mean I don't have a dick?? Holy shit what are these masses of fat being held up by something that looks suspiciously like a bra! Seriously though, why would I want to spend all day having to adjust something in between my legs?
"Aren't you scared you'll get hurt?" Oh sweet baby jesus, I'm a human being you idiot. But I have a job to do and guess what; I can shoot better than your husband who you think I want to fuck....did you know he's married?
"How do you deal with being around guys all the time?" How do you deal with being around nothing but females all the time? Now where is my beer.......
"Oh you got divorced, that makes sense why you joined." What? Go slam your head into a wall. Repeatedly
"I don't know how you can be in the military while your husband is." Um, we took vows, we like each other, for some odd reason I trust him.....you do the math.
"All the women in the military are whores...well except for you of course." But you just said all......... btw did you know your husband is married?
"Isn't that gun so heavy though?" Well I suppose if your head is filled with hot air, anything else would seem heavy in comparison
"Ugh I hate being dirty, I guess it must be nice to just not care what you look like" Bitch I will choke slam you, after I get out of my fucking candle lit bubble bath.
Feel free to add (even things that you shouldn't say to a mil spouse; doing one for that soon :) ), just as long as everyone keeps it sem-respectable and this doesn't turn into a "well I know this one person" thing. We ALL know that person/people. We also know that doesn't mean ALL are like that. :)
Peace y'all
I've been thinking about those stereotypes that we all seem to fall into. People all think that we either want to be a dude, or we feel like victims all the time, not to mention how civvie spouses see us!
Please feel free to add your own anecdotes, quotes or quips to the list!!
"So you didn't sleep with every guy that crossed your path?" Well let's see between the married guy, the married guy, the old married guy, the creepy rapist looking guy, the guys who probably still live at moms house on the weekend, they guy with the girlfriend, the officer who is illegal to fuck and oh yah that other married guy, my possibilities are endless! Oh yah did I mention that these guys are my brothers?
"So do you just not like being a girl or something?" Shit, you mean I don't have a dick?? Holy shit what are these masses of fat being held up by something that looks suspiciously like a bra! Seriously though, why would I want to spend all day having to adjust something in between my legs?
"Aren't you scared you'll get hurt?" Oh sweet baby jesus, I'm a human being you idiot. But I have a job to do and guess what; I can shoot better than your husband who you think I want to fuck....did you know he's married?
"How do you deal with being around guys all the time?" How do you deal with being around nothing but females all the time? Now where is my beer.......
"Oh you got divorced, that makes sense why you joined." What? Go slam your head into a wall. Repeatedly
"I don't know how you can be in the military while your husband is." Um, we took vows, we like each other, for some odd reason I trust him.....you do the math.
"All the women in the military are whores...well except for you of course." But you just said all......... btw did you know your husband is married?
"Isn't that gun so heavy though?" Well I suppose if your head is filled with hot air, anything else would seem heavy in comparison
"Ugh I hate being dirty, I guess it must be nice to just not care what you look like" Bitch I will choke slam you, after I get out of my fucking candle lit bubble bath.
Feel free to add (even things that you shouldn't say to a mil spouse; doing one for that soon :) ), just as long as everyone keeps it sem-respectable and this doesn't turn into a "well I know this one person" thing. We ALL know that person/people. We also know that doesn't mean ALL are like that. :)
Peace y'all
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Don't drink the Water!!!!!!!
Good now that I have your attention..............
I have been telling people for years to not eat things with artificial sweetners. To not drink energy drinks and diet soda. Why you ask? Well becuase of a scandously back- doored, carconogenic, used-to-embalm-dead-test-animals drug. Yes drug. It's called aspertame, and has somehow miraculously been allowed to become the #1 commonly used drug/artificial enhancer-sweetner dispite the numerous studies that have been done discrediting it's use and it's so-called health benefits. The "inventor" of this so-called wonder sweetner actually ended up offering jobs in his corporation and firms to members of the FDA and somehow it got approved. Coincidence? I think not.
I write this because I am furious. People either know what this shit does to you and don't think it will happen to them, or they just don't care. I have a family member facing terminal cancer that originated in his kindeys (after they failed from trying to keep filtering out the chemicals from abuse of diet soda) that raced to his lungs and finally up to his brain. He is now facing chemo that most people die from anyway. I'm sure a lot of my family is going to get pissed about this, but facts are facts. If you overconsume any kind of drug you will die. Period. He is dying, from his self inflicted drug consumption.
Do your freaking research people! Just because it's "low-calorie" or "sugar free" does not mean chemical free or even healthy for you. People have become so ignorant and blinded by shiny brightly colored lables touting false health claims that they are now dying from it. Stop putting chemicals in your bodies you idiots!!!!!!!! Am I the picture of perfect eating and health? Fuck no, I love doritos, ice cream, margarine rather than butter, and yoplait light (which btw has aspertame as one of it's main ingredients then has it's sister ingredients lower down on the list). But I am educated. I read the labels and recognize what ingredients are. I actually think about what I am putting in my body. Just try it. Picture a vial full of a labratory manufactured chemical. Now picture pouring it over your cereal, into your juice. Picture the animals and people that are embalmed with a by-ingredient of this "low calorie" artificial sweetner. And trust me, real food tastes much better than chemically enhanced crap.
I am about to probably lose a family member to a painful and slow process that could have been avoided by simply taking better care of himself. It's simple shit people. Do your research don't believe everything you are told, and think for yourself! If not for yourself, then do it for your family and friends. Help make sure your children have a better chance at not getting cancer from the other million things that are causing it these days by giving them a healthy body that is able to fight off illness like this.
I'm done. D.U.N dun.
Peace y'all
I have been telling people for years to not eat things with artificial sweetners. To not drink energy drinks and diet soda. Why you ask? Well becuase of a scandously back- doored, carconogenic, used-to-embalm-dead-test-animals drug. Yes drug. It's called aspertame, and has somehow miraculously been allowed to become the #1 commonly used drug/artificial enhancer-sweetner dispite the numerous studies that have been done discrediting it's use and it's so-called health benefits. The "inventor" of this so-called wonder sweetner actually ended up offering jobs in his corporation and firms to members of the FDA and somehow it got approved. Coincidence? I think not.
I write this because I am furious. People either know what this shit does to you and don't think it will happen to them, or they just don't care. I have a family member facing terminal cancer that originated in his kindeys (after they failed from trying to keep filtering out the chemicals from abuse of diet soda) that raced to his lungs and finally up to his brain. He is now facing chemo that most people die from anyway. I'm sure a lot of my family is going to get pissed about this, but facts are facts. If you overconsume any kind of drug you will die. Period. He is dying, from his self inflicted drug consumption.
Do your freaking research people! Just because it's "low-calorie" or "sugar free" does not mean chemical free or even healthy for you. People have become so ignorant and blinded by shiny brightly colored lables touting false health claims that they are now dying from it. Stop putting chemicals in your bodies you idiots!!!!!!!! Am I the picture of perfect eating and health? Fuck no, I love doritos, ice cream, margarine rather than butter, and yoplait light (which btw has aspertame as one of it's main ingredients then has it's sister ingredients lower down on the list). But I am educated. I read the labels and recognize what ingredients are. I actually think about what I am putting in my body. Just try it. Picture a vial full of a labratory manufactured chemical. Now picture pouring it over your cereal, into your juice. Picture the animals and people that are embalmed with a by-ingredient of this "low calorie" artificial sweetner. And trust me, real food tastes much better than chemically enhanced crap.
I am about to probably lose a family member to a painful and slow process that could have been avoided by simply taking better care of himself. It's simple shit people. Do your research don't believe everything you are told, and think for yourself! If not for yourself, then do it for your family and friends. Help make sure your children have a better chance at not getting cancer from the other million things that are causing it these days by giving them a healthy body that is able to fight off illness like this.
I'm done. D.U.N dun.
Peace y'all
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