The lighter side of vajayjay in the military

For all my female vets, and chick-a-roos still serving:

I've been thinking about those stereotypes that we all seem to fall into.  People all think that we either want to be a dude, or we feel like victims all the time, not to mention how civvie spouses see us!

Please feel free to add your own anecdotes, quotes or quips to the list!!

"So you didn't sleep with every guy that crossed your path?"     Well let's see between the married guy, the married guy, the old married guy, the creepy rapist looking guy, the guys who probably still live at moms house on the weekend, they guy with the girlfriend, the officer who is illegal to fuck and oh yah that other married guy, my possibilities are endless!  Oh yah did I mention that these guys are my brothers?

"So do you just not like being a girl or something?"   Shit, you mean I don't have a dick?? Holy shit what are these masses of fat being held up by something that looks suspiciously like a bra!  Seriously though, why would I want to spend all day having to adjust something in between my legs?

"Aren't you scared you'll get hurt?"  Oh sweet baby jesus, I'm a human being you idiot.  But I have a job to do and guess what; I can shoot better than your husband who you think I want to fuck....did you know he's married?


"How do you deal with being around guys all the time?"  How do you deal with being around nothing but females all the time?  Now where is my beer.......


"Oh you got divorced, that makes sense why you joined."    What?  Go slam your head into a wall.  Repeatedly

"I don't know how you can be in the military while your husband is."  Um, we took vows, we like each other, for some odd reason I trust him.....you do the math.

"All the women in the military are whores...well except for you of course."   But you just said all......... btw did you know your husband is married?

"Isn't that gun so heavy though?"  Well I suppose if your head is filled with hot air, anything else would seem heavy in comparison

"Ugh I hate being dirty, I guess it must be nice to just not care what you look like"    Bitch I will choke slam you, after I get out of my fucking candle lit bubble bath. 

Feel free to add (even things that you shouldn't say to a mil spouse; doing one for that soon :) ), just as long as everyone keeps it sem-respectable and this doesn't turn into a "well I know this one person" thing.  We ALL know that person/people.  We also know that doesn't mean ALL are like that. :)

Peace y'all